Christmas in the Stars -- "What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)"
I can't, guys. I - I just can't.
Steve's X-Mas-Factor Rating-O-Matic
Jingle-Jangle Annoyingness Factor (scientific measurement of things like the use of kazoos, animal sounds, or Karen Carpenter, and/or time spent discussing elves)
0 (out of 10) -- Are you kidding me?
Where's That Gift Receipt? Factor (rates whether one would actually listen to this song again)
1 (out of 10) -- Once a year, I listen to this thing, because it really seems like a thing that I must have imagined. But there it is, in all its awful awful awful awful.
That's the Spirit Factor (rates how much the song actually has to do with Christmas)
0 (out of 10) -- Barf.
Total Score: 0.333
Christmas Present Equivalent: Poverty.
And that's Christmas in Space, everybody! See you Monday!