Dean Martin and Doris Day -- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong -- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Marah -- "Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Ok guys, it's the big week, so we're posting Christmas songs I really do like! Here's three awesome versions of one of my absolute favorites -- "Baby, It's Cold Outside" is an age-old primer for dudes in trying to get a lady to make messies with you. And for ladies, it's a primer in how to make it seem like you don't want to make messies, but really do.
Next time, don't bring up your maiden aunt, though, ok? There's a reason she's still single, and she kinda kills the mood. Now put some records on while I pour.
Steve's X-Mas-Factor Rating-O-Matic
Jingle-Jangle Annoyingness Factor (scientific measurement of things like the use of kazoos, animal sounds, or Karen Carpenter, and/or time spent discussing elves)
10 (out of 10) -- Ain't one thing annoying about any of these.
Where's That Gift Receipt? Factor (rates whether one would actually listen to this song again)
10 (out of 10) -- I just wish I was allowed to listen to it all year long.
That's the Spirit Factor (rates how much the song actually has to do with Christmas)
5 (out of 10) -- Unfortunately, it has NOTHING to do with Christmas. Dammit.
Total Score: 8.333
Christmas Present Equivalent: Optimus Prime
Say, what's in this drink??
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2 comments:
NOTHING (in all caps!) describes how much it has to do with Christmas and it still gets as much as a 5/10 on the TTS factor?
Yeah, that whole date-rape aspect of the song always was a head-scratcher.
I impliedly applied the Frosty test.
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