Friday, December 12, 2008

Day 11 -- Christmas in the Stars, "What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)"

Christmas in the Stars -- "What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb)"

I can't, guys. I - I just can't.

Steve's X-Mas-Factor Rating-O-Matic

Jingle-Jangle Annoyingness Factor (scientific measurement of things like the use of kazoos, animal sounds, or Karen Carpenter, and/or time spent discussing elves)

0 (out of 10) -- Are you kidding me?

Where's That Gift Receipt? Factor (rates whether one would actually listen to this song again)

1 (out of 10) -- Once a year, I listen to this thing, because it really seems like a thing that I must have imagined. But there it is, in all its awful awful awful awful.

That's the Spirit Factor (rates how much the song actually has to do with Christmas)

0 (out of 10) -- Barf.

Total Score: 0.333
Christmas Present Equivalent: Poverty.

And that's Christmas in Space, everybody! See you Monday!

1 comment:

Boorishly said...

Giving a Wookie love and understanding wrapped up in bright colored ribbon is a good way to get beaten senseless with your own arm. I recommend a family-pack of Omaha steaks instead.