Big John Greer -- "We Wanna See Santa Do The Mambo"
Apparently, this guy wants to see Santa do the mambo. Um, a lot.
Steve's X-Mas-Factor Rating-O-Matic
Jingle-Jangle Annoyingness Factor (scientific measurement of things like the use of kazoos, animal sounds, or Karen Carpenter, and/or time spent discussing elves)
4 (out of 10) -- Uh, it's pretty darn annoying...
Where's That Gift Receipt? Factor (rates whether one would actually listen to this song again)
6 (out of 10) -- ... but it kind of rules.
That's the Spirit Factor (rates how much the song actually has to do with Christmas)
2 (out of 10) -- It's really more about mambo, isn't it?
Total Score: 4
Christmas Present Equivalent: Smurf Colorforms set
Mambo, Santa Claus!