Friday, December 19, 2008

Day 16 -- Big John Greer, "We Wanna See Santa Do The Mambo"

Big John Greer -- "We Wanna See Santa Do The Mambo"

Apparently, this guy wants to see Santa do the mambo. Um, a lot.

Steve's X-Mas-Factor Rating-O-Matic

Jingle-Jangle Annoyingness Factor (scientific measurement of things like the use of kazoos, animal sounds, or Karen Carpenter, and/or time spent discussing elves)

4 (out of 10) -- Uh, it's pretty darn annoying...

Where's That Gift Receipt? Factor (rates whether one would actually listen to this song again)

6 (out of 10) -- ... but it kind of rules.

That's the Spirit Factor (rates how much the song actually has to do with Christmas)

2 (out of 10) -- It's really more about mambo, isn't it?

Total Score: 4
Christmas Present Equivalent: Smurf Colorforms set

Mambo, Santa Claus!

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