The Pogues -- "Fairytale of New York"
"I could've been someone." "Well so could anyone." Oof, oucherz.
And that's 25 songs! Merry Chistmas, everybody!
Steve's X-Mas-Factor Rating-O-Matic
Jingle-Jangle Annoyingness Factor (scientific measurement of things like the use of kazoos, animal sounds, or Karen Carpenter, and/or time spent discussing elves)
10 (out of 10) -- I'll punch your mouth.
Where's That Gift Receipt? Factor (rates whether one would actually listen to this song again)
10 (out of 10) -- May be my favorite of all time.
That's the Spirit Factor (rates how much the song actually has to do with Christmas)
10 (out of 10) -- Who hasn't spent Christmas Eve in the drunk tank? It is a song that is relevant to us all!
Total Score: 10
Christmas Present Equivalent: G.I. Joe Aircraft Carrier
Merry Christmas, your arse.